Jun 4, 2010

The Account

I make frequent midnight deposits, and the balance increases accordingly.

I have so much invested right now that it is, frankly, a little unsettling.

But I have somehow lost my personal identification number.

I can't access my account.

I want to liquidate my assets, get the fuck outta Dodge, but I don't know how to make a withdrawal, and when I call the help line, all I get is dead air.